Entertainment Television hypes its newest pseudo-celeb reality docudrama as ``Gilmore Girls'' meets ``Sex and the City.''

Don't get your hopes up.

The ``Gastineau Girls'' arrives tonight (at 10on E!) without the witty banter and sexual situations that marked the show's supposed predecessors, although mother and daughter Gastineau attempt to make up for that oversight with lots and lots of cleavage.

The advance copy of the premiere did not have an audio feed. That might not be a bad way to watch the show.

Instead, see daughter Brittny (Did she loan her ``e'' to E!?) put through rigorous workouts in her bid to take the modeling world by storm. See Brittny and mom Lisa get melodramatic in the car. See them get melodramatic in their glamorous New York City apartment. See Lisa carry the requisite celebrity chihuahua. See Lisa and Brittny pose nude. See them shop for jewelry. See them pose nude again.

Brittny is gorgeous. She lovingly describes her mom as ``a MILF''