For women interested in presenting themselves as an available MILF, we suggest the following:

• If you haven't already, get a boob job. C to D size is fine - and make sure they're firm!
• Slim down until your body is nice and lean.
• Shave your pussy.
• Get a tan.
• Dress and think young.
• Don't be afraid to toss back a few cocktails - even on the first date!
• Wear something both sexy and revealing. It's ok to be a little slutty.

Little Pink Line: MILF Fashion With the term MILF firmly entrenched in the public vernacular, it's no surprise retailers are rushing to cash in on the craze. From tiny tops to curve hugging bottoms, you can find it emblazooned across many a mound of gyrating flesh.

Milf Shapes Up A 7 day diary of a 39 year old milf wannabe who's running marathons seeking to get in good enough shape to land the man of her dreams...

Exercise for Better Sex The meaning of this is clear for students in pursuit of sexual interaction: Getting fit will not only get you more of the sex you want, but you will also enjoy it more. In other words, the gym gerbils are on the right track, while the mall rats are just wasting their time and money.

M.I.L.F. In Training Popularized by pre-baby Britney as she swished and swashed her leggy figure all over West LA on a shopping binge, the M.I.L.F. in Training logo is now blazooned across burgeoning bustlines across the country.

The Brazilian Wax I love it. I swear by it. Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back."